Before I begin, I ought to acknowledge that I’m still alive despite the Satan’s Breath contagion proving to be a LOT worse than what I initially suspected it to be. I now realize, even without regular checkups from news sources, that this contagion will probably sicken about a sixth of the world’s human species when we finally get things under control and that tens of millions are expected to die from it. And all of the survivors will probably be permanently mentally and emotionally compromised from the years of cabin fever they have had to endure. Of course, even as the species’ sanity continues to decline from Satan’s Breath, one thing that cannot be forgotten is the fact that Squelchistan is in the middle of a presidential election year. And while most Squelchistanis believe that the 2020 election will be disrupted by the contagion, even with mail-in ballots, I haven’t heard anything about the election being canceled. After all, if Squelchistan held an election during its civ...